MIU.exe
CAT IS ONLINE
CLASSIFIED: FELINE INCIDENT #0001 █

THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN HIJACKED BY

MIU.

THE CAT HAS
BREACHED
CONTAINMENT!

No roadmap. No braincells. No adult supervision.
Just a tiny cat committing internet crimes.

GET $MIU ↗
✳ 100% CAT   ✳ 0% FINANCIAL INTELLIGENCE   ✳ SOLANA
DO NOT FEED
AFTER MIDNIGHT
CEO OF
NOTHING
MIU APPROVED ✓
EST. AT SOME POINT ON THE INTERNETSCROLL TO WITNESS THE DAMAGE ↓◉ SYSTEM UNSTABLE
⚡
IMPORTANT INTERNET ANNOUNCEMENT

YOUR PORTFOLIO IS A
LITTER BOX.

And somehow the cat is in charge. Welcome to the Miu situation.

MIU_ERROR_404.exe▢ ✕
!
Warning: rational thinking not found.
Would you like to continue anyway?
YESALSO YES
01 // LOST MEDIA ARCHIVE4 CURSED FILES RECOVERED

THE MEME
DUMP✳

SAVED FROM A 2007
HARD DRIVE FOUND
UNDER A BURGER KING.
DO NOT FACT-CHECK THE CAT.
You cannot destroy the cube, but you can transmute it: Miu among internet characters
FILE_001 / CUBE LORETHE CUBE WAS NEVER SAFE ↗
Miu refuses to try crack at a random drug test
FILE_002 / OSHA VIOLATIONTHE DRUG TEST INCIDENT ↗
Miu requests bong cleaning from an unlikely employee
FILE_003 / EMPLOYMENTCLEAN MY BONGS ↗
Miu wakes up for another day of meme-fueled mischief
FILE_004 / MORNING BRIEFINGTIME TO SIN ↗
✳ CLICK MEMES TO OPEN ORIGINALS   //   SEND THEM TO THE GROUP CHAT   //   THE CAT DEMANDS ATTENTION
02 // ILLEGAL CAT FREQUENCYLIVE* FROM THE VOID   *RECORDED
FOUND FOOTAGE // 00:83

MIU
TV™

THE CAT
IS MOVING.
THAT'S BAD.

One minute and twenty-three seconds of absolutely uncompromising cat behavior.

▸ VIDEO: LOADED
▸ EXPLANATION: MISSING
▸ SANITY: LOW
● REC // MIU_TAPE_FINAL_v999.mp4▁ ▢ ✕
◄◄ NO REWINDING THE CAT    ✳    BEST VIEWED AT 3 AM
03 // CAT FREQUENCY FM

MIU.FM 148 BPM

RAVE MUSIC FOR A CAT THAT HAS NEVER PAID RENT.

Opt-in synth loop. Click again to turn off. No autoplay.
NO SKIPS
JUST MIU
04 // THE CAT IS ON SOLANAVERIFY YOUR LINKS, DEGEN
THE ONLY ONCHAIN DETAIL THAT MATTERS

BUY THE
STUPID CAT.

ONE CAT.
ONE TOKEN MINT.
TOO MUCH INTERNET.
▣ MIU SWAP TERMINAL // SOLANA● CONNECTION: EXTERNAL ONLY
MIU TOKEN MINT / SAME TOKEN IN BOTH ROUTES7LNFZcNigZay5U9e2sq6n2Z4iM8BC2Dd53L14pwvpump
ROUTE 01 / SWAP

◎ SOL → $MIU

Swap SOL for MIU with an external aggregator. No separate SOL pool address claimed.

SWAP ON JUPITER ↗
ROUTE 02 / VERIFIED POOL

＄ USDC ↔ $MIU

MIU/USDC liquidity pool on PumpSwap. Same MIU token mint. Pool address is not a second CA.

OPEN USDC POOL ↗OR SWAP USDC ON JUPITER ↗
USDC POOLHQVzP7hXhCoVjysnp6foFy5adCFiGj1cdwt8gppAPNBV

⚠ THE CAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT SLIPPAGE IS. Meme tokens are volatile. Verify the token mint and pool in your wallet before trading. This site never connects to your wallet.

05 // INTERNET CRIMES DEPARTMENTLINKS WE DID NOT INVENT

FIND MIU IN THE WILD.

01 // TRANSMISSIONS𝕏 / TWITTERFOLLOW THE CAT ↗02 // VISUAL EVIDENCETIKTOKWATCH THE CAT ↗03 // HISTORICAL RECORDMEME DEPOTEXAMINE THE CAT ↗04 // NUMBER GOES???DEXSCREENERLOOK AT THE LINE ↗
OFFICIALLY
UNOFFICIAL

THIS IS NOT
A PHASE.
IT'S MIU.

Miu stares into your soul

THANK YOU FOR ATTENDING
THIS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY WEBSITE.